The Electric Pitchfork

Daylight has lifted Spring is sprung. On this years ladder We step up another rung.

2 years gone but mostly certainly not forgotten A truly lovely man .... R.I.P. Da

Another working week passes Without a major drama ... I'm only here for the money I am the dollar llama

Is it Friday yet .. Tell me it is .. So can get drunk Drinking gin fizz But unfortunately it's not . But will be tomorrow That's not so bad I can deal with the sorrow

They're not quite Koh Lanta .... Winter's coming I fancy a fanta Lights on about just after two Stick on the heating fuck all else to do

Big Phil Axed & why not ? £6 mill a year and let's face it ... he didn't have a " scooby !!" It's all very well having 22 super fit Brazilian show ponies turning up once every 3 months , in top nick to train for 5-7 days to beat another team @ international level ... He failed to keep one of the premiership's supposed top teams in top nick & inspired both tactically & emotionally ... declining by the week in fitness levels & enthusiasm ........ Adeus .... Sr Hackman

Underground advertising : Have you ever seen so many dull , souless , bland tosspots advertising various shows in London this coming summer ....... Top of the list dancing on ice ..... Are people seriously going to pay to see this rubbish ..... break a leg , I say. .......... & I really mean that folks.